Thursday, June 24, 2010

How about a stick of Nicorette?

Two guys chatting on the street:

1st guy: "Hey, man, give me a cigarette!"

2nd guy: "I don't have any, man."

1st guy: "Where did you get the one in your mouth then?"

2nd guy: "I bummed it off my parole officer."

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