Maybe you should listen to her

Two semi-troubled looking ladies talking...

STL #1: "I'm staying out of trouble."

STL #2: "I don't want to hear it. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!!"

I don't want to know what THEY are

Two ladies walking down Church Street:

Lady #1: "He said they were clean."

Lady #2: "Yeah, yeah, he said they were swollen but..."

I always feel better afterwards...

Man on the street to his well bathed buddy,

"I wouldn't waste my time on that. I'd just take a hot shower."

I believe I'll have a coffee... does that count?

Walking down Church Street on a bright, sunny day to get my usual Brueggers coffee, I spotted the singing lady. If you venture down Church Street, you've seen her and know who I'm talking about.

This time, however, she wasn't singing, she was talking to herself or anyone (like me) who might listen:

"I don't know. I don't think humans believe in anything."

So, just so we understand... you got denied?

One lady, practically yelling to her friend, who is standing right next to her:

"I went down there... I got denied!

I applied... I got denied!

I appealed... I got denied!

I went back down there... I got denied!"