It had better be

Walking down ye old Church Street, a young fellow smiles and says to his friend:

"I know she's gonna find out.

I'm know I'm gonna be in trouble.

But I know it's gonna be worth it!"

Maybe because you call them fat?

Two guys talking, looking confused.

First guy: "Why do fat chicks do that?"
Second guy: "I have no idea."

Yeah, you're a keeper... can't wait to bring you home and meet the parents.

A guy and a girl are chatting. She starts to walk away.

He yells to her, while giving her the "I'm #1" salute, "F-U!"

She turns and says, "Oh, be nice."

He says, "That IS being nice."