Two men are in Borders, rushing up the stairs to the second floor in a big hurry.
Young Man #1:
"He's going to be waiting for us at the corner. Why don't you just give me the money now and I'll go get the bag while you go in here?"
Young Man #2:
"I can't stop to get my wallet or I'll unload it right here. I don't know if I am going to make it now."
Young Man #1:
"If we're not there, he isn't going to wait."
Both young man are now running up the stairs...
Young Man #2:
"You're both just going to have to wait unless you're prepared to mop up these stairs!"
Young Man #1:
"Okay, I'll just come with you, I could go too."
People hang out in front of Old Navy with their $3 coffees, $99 cell phone and a pack of smokes. We listen as we walk by to get our $3 coffees and take notes. This is what they say.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Don't pass go, and don't collect the $200 either...
Girl: "Hey, you know me? I'm upfront. I tell you how it is. Hey! How you doin' babe?"
Guy: "I didn't know they had cameras on Church Street."
Girl: "Why? What happened?"
Guy: "I'm on his caseload, you know? So he popped the video in and says 'I'm gonna have to put you in jail.'"
Guy: "I didn't know they had cameras on Church Street."
Girl: "Why? What happened?"
Guy: "I'm on his caseload, you know? So he popped the video in and says 'I'm gonna have to put you in jail.'"
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Hey, I saw this ad in the back of Seven Days!
Lady talking to her friend says,
"Listen... the last three days he's come up to me and he's been licking my face."
"Listen... the last three days he's come up to me and he's been licking my face."
Monday, April 5, 2010
They know what causes that nowadays
A guy is chatting with his friend, a new Dad, who is pushing a baby stroller.
The guy sees his girlfriend and yells to her:
Guy: "Hey, sweetie, come take a look! He's got a three month old!"
Sweetie to Dad: "You old bast-terd!"
Guy: "He had 'nother one up in that!"
Sweetie: "How'd you do that?"
The guy sees his girlfriend and yells to her:
Guy: "Hey, sweetie, come take a look! He's got a three month old!"
Sweetie to Dad: "You old bast-terd!"
Guy: "He had 'nother one up in that!"
Sweetie: "How'd you do that?"
Something to be proud of
On one of our first awesome spring day's in Vermont:
Brueggers Man: "With this gorgeous weather, I'm headed to the country club today."
His friend: "Have fun golfing!"
Brueggers Man: "Oh, I'm not golfing. I'm just a drinking member, I'm not an actual member."
Brueggers Man: "With this gorgeous weather, I'm headed to the country club today."
His friend: "Have fun golfing!"
Brueggers Man: "Oh, I'm not golfing. I'm just a drinking member, I'm not an actual member."
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