I'm really sorry, really...

Man on the street to his "mentor":

"You know, I want to say I'm sorry for yesterday and what my friend did to you.
It's pretty bad when you have to babysit your friends.
I apologize for that.
When I see him, I'm going to smash him for you."

We're looking for a few good men... or even one!

One man to another:

"Respect... honor... and hatred."

How about a stick of Nicorette?

Two guys chatting on the street:

1st guy: "Hey, man, give me a cigarette!"

2nd guy: "I don't have any, man."

1st guy: "Where did you get the one in your mouth then?"

2nd guy: "I bummed it off my parole officer."

Do You Believe In Miracles? Where are we?

Planning a trip to Lake Placid, I stopped in to one of the local bookstores in search of book about the Olympic city.

Unable to find what I was looking for, the nice young woman directed me to the travel section.

She picked up a book on Western NY.

I commented that Lake Placid probably wouldn't be in there.

She then said to me, "Oh, I don't even know where Lake Placid is."

Just wait five minutes, it'll change...

Woman chatting with a new guy friend, while smoking a cigarette on Church Street:

I love Vermont!

I really do... just not the weather.