Man on the street:
"Every time you tell the truth, you get in trouble. So f***, I'm gonna lie!"
People hang out in front of Old Navy with their $3 coffees, $99 cell phone and a pack of smokes. We listen as we walk by to get our $3 coffees and take notes. This is what they say.
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Saturday, July 17, 2010
All is forgiven!
Lady, talking to her friend, on a cell phone:
"He may have been an a-hole when he was alive, but he left everything to her."
"He may have been an a-hole when he was alive, but he left everything to her."
I'd get it in writing, if it were me...
Guy: "Do you have a dollar?"
Girl: "I only have one left. Are you gonna give it back to me?"
Guy: "YES!'
Girl: "I only have one left. Are you gonna give it back to me?"
Guy: "YES!'
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Crack, it's the real thing!
One pan handler to another...
"I'm on so much crack, it's unreal."
.... which was quickly followed by a drug deal.
"I'm on so much crack, it's unreal."
.... which was quickly followed by a drug deal.
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