No, YOU'RE out of order!

Man out in front of the State office building asks my co-worker:

"Hey, where's the &(#($*% court house?"

My co-worker replies, "Just cross St. Paul Street and go down another block, and it's on your right."

Man: "Huh?"

Co-worker:  "Just down this street (me pointing) and it's a big brick building on the right."

Man: "No, I think it's this building right here *(*$&#&*%" and walks past me and goes into our building.

Yeah, and don't pass Go or collect $200 either!

Walking down ye old Church Street, a man says to his friend,

"When you're in jail, what can you do?

You can't do nothin'!"