Careful with this guy!

Walking down Church Street listening to his buddy who says:

"So, I sez to this guy.

See this face?

Well, look at it now because that's what it's gonna like after I wreck yours!

Ha-ha!"

I don't have any either, sorry...

First guy, "Are you going?"

Second guy, "Yeah, I'm going."

First guy, "Can you get me a pouch or do you need the money?"

Second guy, "Oh, I aint' got s**t for money!"