When you gotta go, you gotta go...

Two men are in Borders, rushing up the stairs to the second floor in a big hurry.

Young Man #1:
"He's going to be waiting for us at the corner. Why don't you just give me the money now and I'll go get the bag while you go in here?"

Young Man #2:
"I can't stop to get my wallet or I'll unload it right here. I don't know if I am going to make it now."

Young Man #1:
"If we're not there, he isn't going to wait."

Both young man are now running up the stairs...

Young Man #2:
"You're both just going to have to wait unless you're prepared to mop up these stairs!"

Young Man #1:
"Okay, I'll just come with you, I could go too."