And you wonder why the unemployment rate is so high

A young job seeker talking to her friend said,

"I had a job interview the other day and I didn't even know what it was for!

You just show up and sell stuff, that's it!"

If Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy

A nice lady, but a bit upset with her husband said,

"I told him y'all's gonna be sleeping in the van...

The sheriff's comin' to Mommy's house!"

An exciting day and he even passed "Go" and collected $200!

A very happy guy yelled out to his passing friends,

"They took 25 days off and $6000 bail. You can't beat that!"

Sometimes it doesn't pay to pick up your trash.

A young boy, trying to keep up with his family but hustles over to a trash can to get rid of his gum wrapper.

"Wait! Wait!

I just have to throw this in the garbage.

Hey! You can't abandon me!"

Insurance or museum?

A lady, from out of town, walking with her friends, wonders,

"You know, I think there's a giant aquarium around here. The gecko? Yeah, the Gecko!"

That's just wrong.

Lady, talking to no one in particular, but I heard her.

She says, "You wanna know somethin'?

You can have all the nice people in the world but the world is wrong."